Hunson Abadeer: of all the monsters in the world, you are by far the most evil thing I have ever encountered. offer your soul to me, dark one!"
Gunther: "wak"
Hunson Abadeer: "what? no, you can't have my soul, I don't even.. just get in here!" *begins to suck soul from gunther.*
Gunther: *slaps Hunson in the face.* "wak wak"
Hunson: *kicks gunther away* "keep your crummy soul."
Gunther"WAK WAK WAK!" *gets caught in mid air by iceking.
Iceking: "gunther who told you you could fly?"
Fact: Today someone asked me how I've managed to remain sane and not depressed with everything that goes on. . . I told them that someone has to be the shoulder to cry on or the support to turn to for help. . .
Fact: Mae Martin is now my favourite stand-up comedian.
"I love Harry Potter, HP. Do you guys like HP?"
*audience cheers*
"Great, great. . . Have any of you read erotic Harry Potter fanfiction?"
*silence*
"M-Me neither. . ." *puts head down*