Surgeon:"alright, the heart transplant was a complete success, you have a new heart."
Patient:"..."
Surgeon:"bad news is, we removed everything else, including your lungs, and your rib cage."
Patient:"..."
Surgeon:"not exactly the reaction I was hoping you would have."
Mortician:"OK Doc, can we take the body to the morgue now?"
Surgeon:"yes I...I think I have explained all that I could. take him home."
Patient:"..."