Random Fact of the Day

FACT: KILL THE SPIDER!

KILL IT NOW FJDKSJFLKDSJFLKDSJFLS

FACT: I THREW A BOOK AT IT, I THINK IT WORKED



EVEN WORSE: I THINK IT CRAWLED ON MY FOOT A FEW SECONDS BEFORE I SAW IT BECAUSE IT WAS CRAWLING UP FROM THE WALL NOT LONG AFTER I FELT TICKLISH FDGPDSAGBUPAGDAFHLSAVSANGLDAG-



/goes and books 20 weeks of therapy

FACT: BE CAREFUL! SPIDERS ARE TRICKY LITTLE BASTARDS!

. . .one second you think they're dead. . . THE NEXT IT IS IN YOUR FACE!

Fact: ITS REMAINS IS ON THE BACK OF SAID BOOK.



I'M PRETTY SURE ITS MY MOTHERS BOOK, SHE WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH CRUSHED SPIDER REMAINS.


q_q

. . .HEUHEUHEUHEU!

You should. . . NOT tell her about it. . .

good idea LMFAO

. . . and just watch her around a corner or something. . . wait for her to touch the spider remains or something and realize what it is. . .

*shifty eyes* and then slowly make your escape. . . like nothing happened. . .

Fact:

Fact: oh my god the derpyness :'D

It's so. . . *sniffles* beautiful.

Fact: I'm just going to leave this here. . .

Fact: ERMAGERD ITS SO C00T



also another fact: while I was frolicing in the mod side of skyrim, I found a mod where ulfric is in a maid outfit.


he also has boobs.





... I question the modders now. LMFAO.

Fact: . . .I feel like one of the only people in this universe who has never played Skyrim. . . JFDSLFJLDLS

Fact: You should play it, its entertaining for the most part of it. xD

I've watched Cry play it >___< (FREAKING hilarious by the way. . .)

He kept getting chased out of a town just because he killed a chicken XD

I really want to play it.

Fact: I work from eight this morning to one this afternoon.

Yesterday I bought the ICO and Shadow of colossus collection. I have played shadow before, today though, I will be playing ICO for the first time.

OH

MY

GOD

I believe in Sherlock Holmes

Fucking Anderson.

FACT: I'M TROLLING MARIA'S SISTER RIGHT NOW

Fact: Sick again.

I hate being sick.

How can a picture entertain me so much?

Fact: ermargerd!


Another fact: Only I would run headfirst into a boss fight only to run out of bullets when I nearly beat the boss. did I mention said boss jumps around and you only have a mini platform to stand on while the boss frolics around and hits you in the face. Also you cannot kick them apparently.


god dammit.

Fact: There's this uber gorgeous guy staying at the hotel

And he's seventeen

And he plays the violin

And he's perfect

And I look like a tramp today and he saw me and I think I'm going to die. *sobs uncontrollably*

Fact: Today is my 28th birthday.

Fact: happy birthday! 8D

fact: happy 28th!

Fact: I can't stop playing surgeon simulator.



help.

have you managed to put the heart in yet?