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Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:51:01 AM #7110 Perm Link

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(Okay, I think we need to go over the rules. If I say "So the pig", then the next person has to give three words that connect to three words before it. So a good continuation might be "So the pig ate some cheese". "Ate some cheese" would be what you post after I posted "So the pig". An example of a sentence that wouldn't work would be "So the pig monkeys have escaped!", because, while I'm not that good at English, I know "So the pig monkeys have escaped!" does not make a coherent sentence.)

with some cheese

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:12:28 AM #7126 Perm Link

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Which killed his

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Jeffrey Dahmer, David Berkovitz, Albert DeSavo,
Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:24:30 AM #7128 Perm Link

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nerves in all

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:35:58 AM #7129 Perm Link

of his lower extremities

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Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:24:20 PM #7131 Perm Link

He'd never been layed

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:17:07 PM #7133 Perm Link

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except by his

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:36:24 PM #7139 Perm Link

only left hand

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:05:30 PM #7151 Perm Link

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But it turned out

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:16:23 PM #7161 Perm Link

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his hand was

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:30:57 PM #7163 Perm Link

(hmm...looks fun)

mutated from the...

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:51:30 PM #7164 Perm Link

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semi-nuclear blast

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:25:28 PM #7169 Perm Link

he didn't know

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:03:34 PM #7171 Perm Link

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how to handle

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:05:57 PM #7172 Perm Link

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the overwhelming amount...

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:16:45 PM #7174 Perm Link

of blood on

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Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:29:38 PM #7176 Perm Link

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his favorite shirt

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Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:17:50 AM #7181 Perm Link

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So with a...

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Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:20:53 AM #7184 Perm Link

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bottle of Clorox

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Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
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Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:30:37 AM #7188 Perm Link

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he tried to....

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. "

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Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:43:39 AM #7191 Perm Link

kill himself, but

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Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:38:47 AM #7192 Perm Link

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it backfired and....

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. "

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Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:04:13 PM #7198 Perm Link

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his ass exploded

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Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:07:10 PM #7204 Perm Link

creating a mist

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Tue Mar 23, 2004 6:44:43 PM #7206 Perm Link

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of noxious fumes

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Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:38:19 PM #7208 Perm Link

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that once inhaled...

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Tue Mar 23, 2004 7:50:55 PM #7209 Perm Link

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were quite fatal

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Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:33:33 PM #7216 Perm Link

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except to himself

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The story so far...

Tue Mar 23, 2004 9:41:04 PM #7218 Perm Link

Everything in brackets I added in myself so I could connect sentences that didn't make sense.

Once upon a time, a fat pig tried to diet, so he ate celery for months and his poop didn't smell like normal poop, instead it smelled like cabbage! So this pig ran around squealing until he decided to eat slop, but his slop had cheese in it (and pigs can't digest cheese). [So] the farmer came and ate his enormous rump with his family. Suddenly, an alien starting making out with his sister! So the pig had an aneurysm [and] a bloody nose that bled a lot [and] flooded his room with some cheese which killed his nerves in all of his lower extremeties. He had never been laid except but his only left hand, but it turned out his hand was mutated from the semi-nuclear blast. [Also], he didn't know how to handle the overwhelming amount of blood on his favorite shirt. So with a bottle of Clorox, he tried to kill himself, but it backfired and his ass exploded, creating a mist of noxious fumes that, once inhaled, were quite fatal (except to himself).

Damn, this pig has a shitty life.

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Re: The story so far...

Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:51:28 PM #7238 Perm Link

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Yeah, it is...

Continuing the story...

In another attempt

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Wed Mar 24, 2004 10:02:36 PM #7240 Perm Link

to kill himself

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