Mr. Pika

Mr. Pika, I'm really, really, really, really sorry. But I've had this image stuck in my head all day, so I just had to make it really quickly. This is you in real life, please don't kill me.

Damn, my identity has been divulged! Curses! I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!

But seriously, LOL. The attire makes me look more distinguished than I am, but it'd make it easier to get into high-class restaurants at least.

Is the curly moustache accurate? Because I imagine you with a curly moustache...of EVIL.

Maybe I would have a curly moustache... of EVIL (which is great for twiddling after tying people to railtracks) if I didn't scour my dreaded visage with the razor... of DESECRATION AND MALEVOLENCE. And I know this is going to be an odd question, but what was your inspiration? =P

I vote this thread be made sticky.
Now.


Seriously though.
That is such a depiction of what I imagine when I think of Pika. Lol.
Not that I think of Mr. Pika.
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Oh? What was my inspiration you say? Well I'll tell you my inspiration, oh yes, you bet your ass I will.
As I was walking along the street one day (which I always do), I ran across a top hat. Naturally, like any normal human being with pubic hair, I attempted to pick up the top hat. But to my surprise, the hat moved! So I attempted to pick it up again...and of course, it moved again! Much to my dismay, it began to flee, but I wasn't about to let it go THAT easily, so I chased after it screaming "GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING HAT!". For some reason, people found it necessary to stare at me, but I simply ignored them, because I'm better than them.
ANYWAY, after chasing the hat for forty days and thiry-five nights, I decided to end the chase. So, I took out my standard citizen issue high powered AK-47 series assault rifle and shot three whole clips at the hat. The hat flew up into the air and guess what was there...THAT'S RIGHT! A Pikachu with a curly moustache, bowtie, and cane! He said to me "What the fuck?! You stupid bitch! That was my hat!" So I was like "I'm not a bitch, you're a bitch!" And he was like "omfg!!!11 ur so ghey! lol!!!1 ima fuk u up!"
So the Pikachu lunged at me with all of its might, but it stood no chance against my mad skilz0rz. I pinned him to the ground and said to "Gimmie the hat or gimmie your balls!" And he said "Alright! You can have the hat! Just don't touch me there again!" So I got off of him and he scampered off like a little boy with candy on a Friday afternoon. I picked up the top hat and put it on and said "Holy hot damn, I'm sexy". Then you drove by in a car and said "Hi Jaego! What's up?" and I said "Nothin" and you said "That's cool". But then you got hit in the head with a tree branch and got knocked unconscious and fell out of your car. Your car then flew into a Preschool and killed 10,000 children and perverted midgets collectively.
Anyway, the Pikachu came back and ripped off his moustache and put it on your face and put his cane in your hand and the bowtie on your chest. So I was like "Hmmm..." and put the top hat on you. I then proceeded to sketch you and that's how I got the picture! After that, I carried you back home, then flew away and did the Riverdance with Aron on top of the Eiffel Tower. It was grand

My head has been irreversably permeated by the hilarious insanity. Oh wait, it's coming back to me! THE MIDGETSES!111!!!!!1!!oneoeneoneoneonetrout WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Don't worry Mr.Pika, you'll get over it. It's like that song 'Cows With Guns', no matter how many hardships you have to face, as long as you piss in the eyes of your opposition, you will come out triumphant with the help of many chickens.

My brother has never made any sense...he's not high, I swear O.O

Cows With Guns is found here: http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm

XDDDDDDDDDDDD!


I'm sorry, that REALLY cracked me up!

XD!!

You fucking rule! XD!

That was the most pesudo-crack-induced story I've ever read. But I liked it. You deserve an award for that.

lmao thats great . . my music director told us to play this one song as if we were riding a camel that was high through the desert . . . .

that was weird but really LMAO stuffXD hahahahahahah

Isn't this cute????

Aww...I feel so lovered!

That's because you are lovered.
=D

yes ^^ you are very lovered

A feeling of happiness has wiggled down my spine, for now I am a little green

lol nice I'm just kinda wondering why kimi ko would reply to this

It's one of those things that if you think about it too much, you'll develop a massive brain tumor a die a sick and twisted death. So I just leave it at "Kimi Ko worships the ground I walk on", saves the pain and energy I would normally put into any rational thought.

Right "clears thought from her mind"

XD! I heard the Cows with Guns when I was driving through Canada once. Funny ass!

HOLY SWEET JESUS ON A FUCKSTICK WITH GLITTER!

It's glowing... @_@;;

mmm... glitter.

Eeek! What's glowing? (if you mean those two of my posts, that blue shade ish schweeeeet...)

Yeah I wanted to rate the second one good so I could see it glow too..

Oh, how sexy of you

Said By Tweak The Uber Bitch

HOLY SWEET JESUS ON A FUCKSTICK WITH GLITTER!


It's glowing... @_@;;

Ditto . . . "has to wipe a little drool from her face"

Why does every thread about the pikachu that happens to be surfing turn stupid yet strangely cool?

Don't be jealous.