Ravin HeartwillingJoined: December 23, 2003Status: OfflinePosts: 408Rep:
Random Questions Sat Jan 17, 2004 2:13:13 PM#2099Perm Link
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Why is there handcap parking spaces infront of ice skateing rings?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and Say "im ganna squeeze those and drink what comes out"
I also assume that handicapped people may take children to ice skating rinks...my grandmother...well, wouldn't, but she could...O.<
They might have noticed that the liquid coming from a cows udder was similar to what comes from a human mother...and every other mammal...
It's a money making scheme. You'd have to buy two packages of buns to have enough for the hot dogs, but then you don't have enough hotdogs for the buns, you'll eventually have to buy another. Then you'll need more buns, because now you don't have enough...see?
^_^
Huh? Signature? What's going on with that signature?
Why do radio stations pick a few songs to play over and over again?
Cos' they want to kill (usually) already bad songs by overplaying them and slowly metamorphisise the (usually) optimistic teeny boppers into resentful, mean, spite-filled, minimum wage slaves, thus oiling the machine that is human society. Simple.
How important do you have to be for your murder to be considered an assassination? (or perhaps you have to be a double ass because there are two in 'ass'ass'ination, who knows?)
Technically, you only have to be killed by an assassin who was paid to do it for it to be an assassination. Or maybe if you're less important, it's just considered a bounty. But classically, you have to be monarchy, be distantly related to monarchy, be married to monarchy, be politically considered priority in any way, be involved with politics and earn more than $150,000 a year, have a coat of arms, or have had an illicit love affair with any of the aforesaid people.
Well, what if I hated someone of the same social status as I am (middle class) and I sent a Ninja to kill them. They have no bounty on their head or anything I'd get money from, I just want them dead. Would it still be an assassination?
They like... totally flip out and kill every witness there could be. There just isn't any other possibility.
Nope, but I'm presuming you did it. Then again, it would probably only make local news.
Middle class people are beneath contempt when it comes to selective homicide. The BBC will have a field day if I ever get assassin tape, unlimited ammo and an automatic, high calibre weapon of some kind.
*reveals a switchblade* You tell, and cut your filthy throat, just like I did to Fenway Jones! HE NEVER SAW IT COMING! HAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHNinjavanish! *poof*